• Ryan Calleja Urry

Top 5 Toilets On Uni Campus To Save You In Those Sh*tty Situations 😅

Yes, you read the title right. Face it, we've all been in some shitty situations. Sometimes, you just can't wait till you get home. We understand, we care, and we're here to help you.

P.S. Read till the end for a handy map with numbers matching the list 😉

1. Common Room Cramps 😩

For our first spot, we have the toilets at the I.C.T. Faculty. This is a pretty standard option for I.C.T. students, but it's also convenient for people that tend to chill in the common room. So, if you're meeting a friend during a free, rest assured that you have a safe haven within reach.


2. The Temi Zammit Experience 🏆

The famous theatre hall has the nicest toilets on our list. They'll make you feel like you're walking into a luxurious 5-star hotel. Spotless, stunning even. The holy grail of UOM toilets.

an unforgettable experience

3. Gateway Relief 😅

Your first and last option throughout the day. Make use of the restrooms at Gateway before your first lesson or after your last. Through solid and loose, this spot that has always been there for us.

this is our friend Karl - he loves the gateway toilets

4. Canteen Nightmare 😱

Karl hates these toilets though

Yes, the toilets under Quad.

We know, very sad, very disappointing, but they can't all be winners.

Definitely not your ideal option here, also kinda gross I know, but if you're tight for time and need somewhere central, this could be your choice.

Just make sure you bring some bleach to disinfect the area beforehand...

5. Peaceful Pitstop 🏳️‍🌈

Last but not least, we have the toilets at the Library. This is our quietest option, somewhere you can relieve yourself in total peace amid the chaos that is your hectic course. Oh and the toilets are also gender-neutral, very progressive.

your new safe space

A Shitty Guide

don't say we never did anything for you 😂

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